People of different countries love to celebrate this day. Some people love to send Valentines Day Wishes on the morning of this day and some people love to send Valentines Day Jokes to make his love laughs. Some People sends Funny Quotes instead of Funny Valentines Day Jokes because they didn’t find any funny jokes related to valentines day.
Well, If you are looking for New Valentines Day Jokes 2018 then you are at right place. We write the funniest jokes for you that you can send to your lover and make him laugh. So without taking more time lets come to Funny Jokes.
Romantic And Funny Valentines Day Jokes 2018 :
Joke 1 :
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day.
‘Yes,’ came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, ‘I’ve bought her a belt and a bag.’
‘That was very kind of you,’ Jim added, ‘I hope she appreciated the thought.’
Tony smiled as he replied, ‘So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.’
Joke 2 :
AN OLDER WOMAN runs into her friend at the mall. “You’re not going to believe this,” she said. “I found an old lamp the other day. I rubbed it and a genie popped out. He explained that genies don’t give three wishes anymore, but he did offer me a choice between one of two wishes. He could give me a better memory or turn my husband into the greatest lover ever.”
“Tough choice,” said her friend. “Which one did you choose?”
“That’s the thing. I can’t remember.”
Joke 3 :
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop in Hatton Garden, London.
The jeweler inquired, ‘Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?’
Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, ‘No, instead engrave “To my one and only love”.’
The jeweler smiled and said, ‘Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.’
Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, ‘Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.
Funny Valentines Day Question Answer :
- Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow want to go to the Valentine’s Day dance?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
- Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche.
- Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.
- Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?
A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
Funny Valentines Day One-Liner :
- If it is not Valentine’s day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, ‘What did you do?’
- Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
- Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?